Neville’s Scoop on Arsenal’s Slumbering Saga…
Ahoy, footie fans! Former Man United foot soldier and Sky Sports oracle Gary “The Gavel” Neville whipped out his magic football crystal ball to announce that Arsenal had less buzz than a flat can of soda pop against Liverpool. Just minutes before Arsenal’s goal concession magnum opus, Neville spotted the signs of a napping Gunners squad with all the alertness of a snoozy tabby cat sunbathing on a Sunday afternoon.
Once the whistle kicked off the Anfield adventure, it was as if the Gunners had swapped their boots for slippers, letting Liverpool do a samba dance around them while serenading their freshly anointed championes. Like a dizzy duo of seagulls swooping down on an unsuspecting chip, Mr. Gakpo and Mr. Diaz swooped in and cashed in with two bang-bang goals! Cody Gakpo nodded home a beauty with the precision of a Scotsman’s golf swing following Robertson’s textbook cross, and Luis Diaz added to the tally with a nifty tap-in like a postman delivering a letter of doom.
The northern mists seemed to have fogged the Gunners’ radar, leaving Gary scratching his head up in the gantry, tut-tutting like a disappointed dad. And then, with all the poker face of a bulldog chewing a wasp, Mikel Arteta applauded Liverpool’s success despite his team’s mini-disaster. Now, Arsenal fans have nothing left but to dream of a future with goals and glory, as they perform their last somber hurrahs of the season. Pip pip!
