Davide Ancelotti Tipped for Ibrox Helm…

In a plot twist rivaling a soap opera climax, Steven Gerrard’s dreams of waltzing back into the Scottish Premier League spotlight have taken a mighty Scottish hammer to the knee! Rangers have reportedly gone googly-eyed over Davide Ancelotti, son of the footballing wizard supreme, Carlo Ancelotti. Forget Cinderellas at the ball; Rangers’ new owners are said to be one canto away from serenading this Real Madrid assistant into becoming their very own managerial prince!

The deal is bubbling hotter than a witch’s cauldron filled with caramel macchiato cappuccinos (extra foam), and we hear through the football grapevine (or should we say, the football grape-ZINEDINE?) that Francesco Mauri might also parachute into Ibrox with Davide. Meanwhile, poor Sir Stevie G, the ex-Rangers title conqueror, might have to keep brushing up on his camel riding skills in the Saudi league for now!

While Gerrard’s managerial limelight is casting shadows in Saudi Arabia, there’s word from the gossipy goalposts that Barry “The Bulldog” Ferguson is keeping the Rangers ship afloat. But with Davide Ancelotti revving his managerial engines, it looks like he may soon be strutting the Glaswegian catwalk, sidelining our Liverpool legend to sticky notes on footballing corkboards.