Winger’s Heart Set on Anfield Flair…

In a twist that could only be dreamt up in Football Fantasyland, Newcastle’s winged wonder Anthony Gordon has once again solved the mystery of why he dreams of Liverpool in his sleep! Missed his Anfield express last summer, but his heart’s still racing around Merseyside like a football on caffeine. A toon in stripes, but with a secret Liverbird heart – it’s like a cheeseburger dreaming about being a salad!

Despite donning stripes for the Magpies, Gordon’s admiration for Liverpool legend Steven Gerrard is breaking bigger news than a goal scored by an octopus! This 24-year-old ball bouncer has been professing his love for Gerrard faster than a striker chasing a through-ball. On Gary Neville’s football couch talk, he called Stevie G his lifelong hero, equating the former skipper to a Scouse super-deity! Seems Liverpool’s got more gravitational pull than a magnet sandwich!

In this football soap opera, the spotlight now shifts to whether Liverpool will whisk him away from the Toon Army. Arsenal’s got eyes on him, but his love for Liverpool makes the Reds the apple of his footballing eye. Amidst the saga, discussions around the legend of Salah’s winning mentality and Diaz’s Barcelona whispers provide a transfer tango worth watching. Just another episode of football’s greatest sitcom!