The Clash of the Titans in Singapore…

Hold on to your football socks, the Gunners and the Magpies are swooping into Singapore like a pair of feathery titans, brandishing their shin pads for a friendly that’ll shake the skies! As Liverpool’s sneaky rivals for title glory, Arsenal is strutting around like a turkey with new feathers, welcoming Christian Mosquera and Viktor Gyokeres to the nest. Meanwhile, Newcastle’s revolution is stuck in first gear with just Anthony Elanga joining the party! Isak’s saga leaves a cloud of mystery so thick you could cut it with a penalty kick!

Fans are crowding like seagulls to a chip shop, with the clash kicking off at 07:30 ET and 12:30 BST, depending on where you need your morning footie fix. In the UK, you can catch the action on Arsenal and Newcastle’s secretive digital lairs, for the princely sum of ÂŁ4.99 — less than a bad haircut! Across the pond in the USA, it’s all about Paramount+ and Peacock, where you’ll be glued to the screen like bubblegum on a boot sole. Real deal streaming advice? NordVPN is your secret playmaker!

On the field, Alexander Isak’s thigh injury see him sidelined, leaving Eddie Howe scratching his head like a confused rooster. Joelinton’s ready to rumble, while poor Lewis Hall remains out of action, nursing injuries like a bandaged mummy. Arsenal’s newbies are benched, holding out for their time to shine, while Noni Madueke and Gabriel Jesus nurse their aches and pains. Time for Kepa Arrizabalaga and his fellow signings to showoff their fancy footwork and make headlines!