Ekitike’s Hilarious Take on Isak Signing…
Liverpool’s new hotshot Hugo Ekitike is as cool as a cucumber dipped in an Arctic freezer bag regarding the signing of Alexander Isak. Despite arriving fresh from Eintracht Frankfurt, Ekitike is unfazed by the team’s $169 million shopping spree to snatch Isak from Newcastle United. It’s like trying to stuff an elephant into a mini-cooper fitting all their talent into one lineup. Yet, Hugo is confident there are enough minutes for everyone, except maybe the poor clock.
Even after Liverpool said goodbye faster than a magician’s disappearing act to key players like Luis Diaz and Darwin Nunez this summer, Ekitike is thrilled to be part of a club that makes splashing cash look like a contact sport. He shared that joining Bundesliga was like riding a roller coaster through a fireworks show, aiming to prove his worth. Now, revving up for action in the Premier League, Ekitike feels proud to play in such a “big, big” club and is ready to chomp down on trophies like they’re made of chocolate chip cookies.