Isak Shakes Newcastle with Transfer Drama…

Alexander Isak has become the talk of the Toon with his refusal to play for Newcastle again, stirring up more drama than a soap opera filled with angry cats in sweaters. Former Rangers star Ally McCoist has expressed his frustrations, stating that Isak’s intentions are clearer than a freshly cleaned glass at the pub – he wants a spot with Liverpool. Isak blamed a broken promise from Newcastle, only for the club to wave the “not-true” flag. Eddie Howe must now prepare his team to face Liverpool without the determined Swede in Monday’s Premier League showdown.

On talkSPORT, McCoist didn’t hold back his views on Isak’s tactics, saying the striker had gone about securing a move to Liverpool like a magician trying to pull a rabbit out of a hat but bringing out a penguin instead. McCoist suggests Isak should have kindly requested a transfer instead of causing what he calls a “toy-pram explosion,” which is apparently happening more often than coffee spills in offices. Regardless of the backstage negotiations, Isak is missing in action for the upcoming face-off against Liverpool and Anthony Gordon seems ready to take on the frontline. Let’s hope he doesn’t turn into a ‘Gordon Ramsey’ on the field!