Newcastle’s Transfer Chain Reaction…
Brentford is licking their chops as they plan to make a mouth-watering offer to nab Maximilian Beyer from Borussia Dortmund. This could set the scene for Yoane Wissa to hop over to Newcastle as part of their master plan. Wissa’s excitement is more palpable than a puppy in a sock factory as he waits for the green light, having made himself as available as a Viking microwave oven – completely off the radar. Meanwhile, Newcastle’s desire to replace Callum Wilson burns like my uncle’s ‘secret’ chili recipe, potentially easing their grip on Alexander Isak.
Despite Isak’s eagerness to dive headfirst into Liverpool like a seagull after a beach-chip, Newcastle is pursuing a third attempt to woo Jorgen Strand Larsen from Wolves. You could say they’re more persistent than a cat staring at a can opener. Should Newcastle secure both Strand Larsen and Wissa, it may well swing open the door for Isak’s grand Anfield entrance. Liverpool’s dazzling proposal, akin to a thousand disco balls at a bog-standard wedding, promises $400,000 a week, far outshining Newcastle’s potential offer. Only time will tell if Isak’s dream will turn into reality before Monday’s deadline slams shut like a dramatic medieval drawbridge.
