Joleon Lescott’s Bold Premier League Prediction…

Former England hero Joleon Lescott thinks Liverpool’s title dreams might collapse like a house of cards in a hurricane, as Manchester City rises again to snatch the trophy. The 42-year-old believes Pep Guardiola’s magic touch can turn Manchester City fans’ frowns upside down after last season’s zero silverware. With new signings like James Trafford, Rayan Cherki, and combo moves as stunning as a penguin juggling pineapples, Lescott is certain that City is the titan to topple. Despite Liverpool’s flashy trades, Man City is still his top pick to reign supreme.

Speaking at the launch of Topps Premier League cards — imagine Pokemon, but with football legends — Lescott said City is still sparkling with players worth waking up at 4 a.m. for. He suggests City might have hit the brakes last season like a rocket running out of fuel, but a breather was much needed, and now they are refreshed and ready for take-off. Though Rayan Cherki’s move is buzzing louder than a bee in a blender, Lescott warns not to expect him to bend it like Beckham overnight, as he adjusts to Premier League demands.