The Keane Machine Roars for the Reds…
Hold onto your hats, folks, because Roy ‘The Irish Volcano’ Keane has erupted once again! This time, he’s Mount Vesuvius with a snappy response to fellow ex-footballer Michael Owen’s suggestion – that Liverpool’s impending Premier League triumph is about as soupy as day-old shepherd’s pie! The former Manchester United overlord insists Liverpool deserve their royal crown and woe betide anyone who thinks otherwise!
While all the Arsenal fans were crying into their fish ‘n’ chips after a stumble at Goodison Park, Liverpool marched victoriously onward like gladiators in Nikes! Despite having their Champions League dreams karate-kicked by Paris Saint-Germain, our Liverpudlian heroes are two victories away from tasting that sweet, sweet Premier League nectar. And as for losing the Carabao Cup? Roy reckons that’s about as relevant as cheese on a vegan pizza when it comes to league glory!
Michael Owen might have his knickers in a twist, but Arne Slot and his merry band of Anfield warriors have a victory dance ready that would make the Lord of the Dance look like a step-stumbling toddler. With Virgil van Dijk as their trusty knight and Keane bellowing his approval like a footballing Father Christmas, you’d better believe that this league win is going to sparkle brighter than a disco ball at Studio 54!
