Social Media’s Fixture Fiasco…
In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera, football fans were left scratching their heads as a so-called ‘leak’ of next season’s Premier League fixtures crashes onto social media like a rogue wave—only to be revealed as a comedy of clerical errors! Just as the suspense builds, eager supporters prepping their calendars realize they’re actually holding something that resembles a toddler’s finger painting attempt at a fixture list! It’s the annual game of Spot the Error: Leicester City pranced in, despite being booted out to the Championship, while Nottingham Forest was inexplicably in two places at once—are they playing football or starring in the next Marvel flick?
The comedy continues with our beloved Reds not only journeying to Brighton aboard the Hype Express for the opening games but battling Nottingham not once, not twice, but thrice! Who knew the fixture list was noble enough to propose trilogies? Meanwhile, Leeds United planned a bold top-tier return skirmish with Arsenal, as if to say, “Yeah, we’re back, and we’ve brought snacks!” Of course, Liverpool vs. Manchester City has already received red-carpet treatment on September 27, fitting for a rerun of the clash of the titans saga. And just in time for the winter wonderland, the Reds vs. Manchester is slotted neatly before Santa starts his rounds.
Despite this mix-up madness, we trust the official start and end dates of August 16, 2025, to May 24, 2026, stand as solid as a defender in a brick wall. Players, in a rare twist of happy endings, are promised 83 days of blissfully rejuvenating tranquility—minus those chasing Club World Cup dreams. This home stretch leads us straight into the World Socially Distanced Cup or FIFA World Cup Christmas Special, with final whistle scientifically timed before the North American tour whistle blows. If laughter truly is the best medicine, this fixture gaffe might just be the secret to eternal youth!
