Paul Doyle’s Magical Mystery Tour…
Hold onto your hats, folks, because Liverpool took ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ to new heights as the football parade turned into a zany zigzag marathon! Introducing our main character: Paul Doyle, the 53-year-old who didn’t quite get the memo that “car” and “crowd” aren’t the best of pals. This West Derby resident found himself doing the dance of a lifetime—behind bars—after allegedly getting up close and personal with 79 unsuspecting fans and unplanned bench warmers on Monday.
Now, Doyle’s looking at more charges than a full-on Premier League transfer season! Two accounts of unlawful and malicious wounding, another two of attempted grievous bodily harm, and a side order of dangerous driving. Imagine a football lineup where every player is a legal charge—Paul’s got that covered! Police big cheese, Assistant Chief Constable Jenny Sims, called the press to deliver this blockbuster lineup at Doyle’s very own media circus.
Yet remember, innocent until proven as guilty as a missed penalty kick in a cup final! Dreaming of a life sentence in one’s finest jersey stripe fashion, Doyle allegedly went on a wild magic bus ride that took a page straight out of a cartoon strip! The lucky number here? Six grubby counts, including possible life in the slammer, while some fans are recovering in a hospital game delay. The wheels of justice turn, but Paul, perhaps, spun them a little too furiously on Monday!
