Sorry, Newcastle – Quansah’s Not On the Menu!…
If Newcastle United thought they could sneak in and nab Jarell Quansah from Liverpool like a kid swiping the last cookie from the jar, they better think again! The Reds have put up a “Not for Sale” sign as clear as Big Ben on a sunny day. With the talented 22-year-old defender securing a starring role (well, kind of) under Arne Slot’s watchful eyes, Liverpool is planning to keep him on their side next season.
Bear in mind, Quansah has four wonderful years left on his Liverpool contract, and while he’s found less playing time than my nan’s WiFi under Slot compared to Klopp, his recent heroics in the Carabao Cup against his admirers, Newcastle, have made it clear – he’s going nowhere. Even with whispers of a $39 million flutter from Eddie Howe, the Scousers are guarding Quansah like he’s the city’s last doughnut.
Newcastle’s hearts might flutter for Quansah, but they need to up the ante way past $65 million after he broke into England’s squad like a suave secret agent. For now, Liverpool fans can rest easy knowing their beloved defender is set for more action and glory tucked away safely at Anfield, ready to rock and roll!
