Lone Ford Galaxy Strikes Again!…
In a plot twist twistier than Mo Salah’s mane, a 53-year-old man turned Liverpool’s trophy parade into a vehicular dribble fest! While the Reds were basking in the glory of their 20th league title, this suspect decided to pull a stunt of epic proportions by following—wait for it—an ambulance! Yep, he slipped past the city’s defenses like a phantom winger in a Ford Galaxy, landing himself with a red card in the form of an arrest for attempted murder.
Assistant Chief Constable Jenny Simms stepped up to the mic like a manager at half-time, defending their game plan. Despite planning with the precision of a VAR replay, the ambulance’s temporary roadblock lift opened the gates of Water Street’s fortress. It was like setting up a perfect tiki-taka only for the ref to move the goalposts! The police assure us they’d planned a traffic lockdown tighter than Virgil van Dijk’s marking, but alas, our motoring maverick zigzagged right through.
The incident has left Liverpool’s defense scattered like a backline facing a counter-attack. With 47 fans needing treatment, the city holds its breath. Among the club’s heavyweights, Virgil van Dijk, Klopp, and Gerrard have rallied together, sending heartfelt messages like a team rallying around a fallen comrade. Liverpool’s weekend of history was a thriller on and off the pitch!
