Will Wright Finds Himself In A Goalstorm!…
In a twist more dramatic than a soap opera cliffhanger, Liverpool has tiptoed out of the race for Salford City’s rising star, Will Wright. This young goal machine, already boasting the physique of an ancient Greek statue, was on the verge of wearing the red jersey of Liverpool. But alas, it seems they’ve gotten cold feet faster than a penguin at the North Pole. Rumors had it they were ready to drop some serious cash, but they opted to save their piggy bank for another day. Meanwhile, Arsenal is allegedly plotting a secret swoop like a football pirate on the high seas!
It appears Arsenal, infused with a sprinkle of transfer magic dust, might be wooing Wright with promises of treasure chests beyond belief. As Wright’s future hangs in the balance like a keepsake necklace, Brentford, Leicester City, and Burnley are perched like vultures ready to snatch him away. Even Manchester City was deemed ready to join the fiesta, with everyone vying for a piece of the 6ft 3 goal-scoring colossus. But with Liverpool out of the equation, the Gunners might now be twirling their mustaches with satisfaction.
Wright, with more goals under his belt than a mathematician’s dissertation, is currently lighting up Salford’s senior side in pre-season friendlies. With three goals already, he’s making defenders look like they’re running through molasses. As he reminisced about his goal-scoring exploits, he declared, “I feel great, like a lion at a gazelle party!” Only time will tell if this teenager’s meteoric rise will see him conjuring magic at Arsenal or casting spells elsewhere.
