Reds Tip-toe into Adidas Wonderland…
In an epic switcheroo that not even a sock on the wrong foot could derail, Liverpool is swapping Nike for Adidas this summer! Picture the Reds cartwheeling into a new era of kitdom, leaving behind a small forest of Nike jerseys after a merry dance with the pandemic-induced wardrobe stagnation. With the new threads dropping on August 1st, Liverpool fans are about to drape themselves in the silkiest of Adidas cloths, fit for a champion octopus attending a football gala!
The switcheroo was fabricated before the dawn of time (okay, maybe just before the pandemic hit), and Liverpool’s chief commercial czar, Ben Latty, shares the club’s zen-like calmness. It was like watching a salad leaf spin lazily on a peaceful lake; sure, it was delayed, but who cares about time when you’re having lots of fun counting cash? Not the Reds, as they honor their Nike contract, and seal the deal like an excited puppy with its first squeaky toy!
The Reds are dreaming big and living life like it’s a fairy tale! With revenues soaring like a seagull that just discovered French fries, Liverpool’s pulling out all the stops to be the biggest squawker in the football universe. Who needs just a sewing machine? They’re stitching together a fantastic future, weaving commercial success that even a turbo-charged hedgehog would envy! It’s a whole new world, a dazzling place they never knew, until they put on those fresh Adidas shoes!
