Key Players Missing in Big Premier League Clash…

As Liverpool packs its bags for a trip to Newcastle, some players might need more than a map to find their way onto the field! Arne Slot and Eddie Howe have spilled the beans: Jeremie Frimpong, with a hamstring that could outstretch a giant sloth’s nap, is out until after the September break. Joe Gomez is dancing on the edges of fitness, and Conor Bradley seems to have misplaced his fitness mojo too! With all right-back options on vacation, Dominik Szoboszlai could just run from the bench straight onto the red carpet of the starting lineup!

In the Newcastle camp, Joe Willock is having a mysterious date with the fitness tester, hoping to return from a pre-season injury. Meanwhile, wantaway striker Alexander Isak seems to think he’s the lead in a soap opera, publicly lamenting broken promises like he’s auditioning for a reality TV show! Eddie Howe calmly advised him that the drama is better tucked away behind closed doors, not on social media. It would be less shocking to see a cat walking a dog than sorting this saga before Monday! Prepare your snacks; this match could be a blockbuster!