Reds’ Academy Madness Unleashed…
Hold onto your football boots, folks, because the Liverpool academy is buzzing like a bee in a blooming flower field! The Reds are handing out contracts to youngsters faster than seagulls flocking to a chip shop. With the epic season kick-off against Bournemouth less than a month away, Anfield’s youth squad just leveled up to the U18s faster than a FIFA player with unlimited XP boosts!
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no, it’s a Hugo Ekitike flying in from Eintracht Frankfurt faster than a ball in the back of the net! Transfers are on fire with stellar headliners like Florian Wirtz, Jeremie Frimpong, and Milos Kerkez signing autographs straight from a comic book. Not to mention the panache-filled goalkeeper squad of Giorgi Mamardashvili and Freddie Woodman, who could block not just goals but probably the red moon too!
Among these bright stars stepping up is Harvey Owen, a 16-year-old defender, who’s ready to unleash his football wizardry on the pitch! Joined by defender comrades like Harry Moran and forward Finn Inglethorpe, it’s like assembling the Avengers! The U18 bench is fresher than a peppermint blast! Keep hopping with excitement as the Reds rope in Manchester’s Simon Wiles, whilst ex-Wales boss Rob Page spruces up the U21 side like Mary Poppins with a magic whistle!
