Reds’ Bizarre Battle Against Fulham…
In a plot twist Hamlet himself would envy, Liverpool heads into battle against Fulham with more thrill than a squirrel on a caffeine high! An epic showdown looms at the maze-like Craven Cottage—where three of the ten enchanted points needed for this year’s glittering title await. Yet, Fulham lurks like a sneaky cat ready to pounce on any stray Premier League cheese, especially after nicking some cheddar from Liverpool last December!
With Alisson ducking out after a head boo-boo as big as Gulliver’s noggin, it’s young wizard Caoimhin Kelleher donning the goalkeeper’s cape yet again. Meanwhile, Curtis Jones, borrowing boots from the right-back department, prepares to frolic once more after proving an impenetrable wall of midfieldery skills against Everton. Can he fend off Fulham’s artistic Antonee Robinson, or will he get tangled up like a pair of earphones?
Up front, the mighty Arne Slot tightens the screws with his triumvirate of terror—Gravenberch, Mac Allister, and Szoboszlai—while Salah, our sultan of sneaky strikes, aims to end his goalless spell, armed with mysterious Egyptian magic. With Saturday’s misfired cannons at Arsenal, the Scousers are hungry for a lion’s roar victory, and Slot muses, ‘Fulham better bolt their doors; Mo’s gunning for goals!’
