Gakpo’s Fitness Follies Amid International Shuffle…

Liverpool may be facing a long respite from the Premier League but for their stars, it’s international karaoke time as everyone scurries off to represent their nations. In the spotlight is Cody “not-so-Great-Shape” Gakpo, whose fitness has pundits scratching their heads harder than a trivia question. Recently, Gakpo struggled in matches against the likes of PSG and Newcastle, looking more like a benchwarmer extraordinaire than a starting lineup superstar. Yet, here he is, hopping on the Dutch express, ready to tackle Spain. Brace yourselves, Koeman!

With Trent Alexander-Arnold and Conor Bradley on spa duty, rehabbing those injuries, the question is: Should Gakpo indulge in some R&R before jumping back into the Netherlands hoopla? Historically, Koeman has shown less inclination to bubble wrap his players. It seems the Dutch approach to fitness is more “iron sharpens iron” and less “let them sip tea until they’re ready.” Fans are rightfully twitchy about whether Gakpo can handle the rigors, whispering feverishly on Reddit forums.

Some argue a few minutes on international turf could spring Gakpo back to life. Others prefer him swaddled in blankets, sipping herbal tea on Merseyside. Ultimately, everyone wants one thing: a squad of Liverpool players that return in one piece, ready to chase that elusive Premier League trophy like a lion chasing a hot dog on wheels. Adjust goggles, folks—international duty is live!