Newcastle’s Reluctant Dance with Isak…

Newcastle is once again attempting to cling onto Alexander Isak like a child holds onto their last piece of candy, as they prepare for a match against Leeds at Elland Road. Manager Howe mentioned that the Saudi Arabian owners’ public investment could buy a small country but not a new striker, therefore blocking Isak’s Liverpool dream unless a replacement is found. Valuations for other forwards were so high, it seemed Howe considered recruiting from the local Sunday league team!

With Liverpool eager to launch another bid, Newcastle is taking deep breaths as if preparing for a rollercoaster ride. Howe and Isak are expected to discuss future plans after the upcoming Liverpool match. Isak, who skipped his Far East tour like a student skipping class for an ice cream cone, desires a transfer tagged at a sky-high $200 million price. Howe remarked that they’re serious about player valuations; you might say Newcastle’s transfer strategy could outprice a barrel of fine wine! Meanwhile, Isak continues to express his transfer aspirations on Instagram, following Newcastle’s well-played tango at St. James’ Park.