Will Liverpool Have Enough Players Left?…

Liverpool fans, brace yourselves! The Reds have collected injuries like they’re collectible cards, and their squad is looking more like an infirmary than a football team. With a staggering six players on the injury bench, it’s a miracle they have enough players to field a team against Everton on April 2.

Ryan Gravenberch is one of the walking wounded, having waved goodbye to the Netherlands squad mid-week with a mysterious injury. There’s still hope in the air as Liverpool holds off on pressing the panic button, waiting to see if he can miraculously heal before their next match. Trent Alexander-Arnold is nursing an ankle injury, adding fuel to the fire of fan anxiety. The club assures us he’ll be back to strut his stuff by mid-April. Optimism at its best!

Conor Bradley has evaded the pitch for over a month with a hamstring condition, while the wisdom of Northern Ireland’s manager has new advice: “Stop playing football like you’re running from a startled giraffe!” Meanwhile, Joe Gomez and Tyler Morton have traded their kits for hospital gowns after surgeries left them out for the season. So, who’s left to play? Klopp might need to consider calling in a few ringers from the local pub league!