Reds Cut Price on Stellar Keeper!…
Have you ever seen a goat willingly leave its mountain? Nope! But hold onto your vuvuzelas, because that’s exactly what’s happening at Anfield as the Irish wizard, Caoimhin Kelleher, packs his bags for Brentford! With buzz as loud as a stadium of buzzing bees, the Bees are ready to fork over their honey pot of £18 million ($24.2M) just to welcome the nimble-fingered cat into their lair.
Now, I swear on the oversized referee’s whistle, Brentford’s got their eyes on the shiny, brimming-with-talent Kelleher just like a kid eyeing up the last slice of birthday cake! With the signature of keeper Giorgi-Mdoobly-mypancake (we mean Giorgi Mamardashvili) on the horizon, Liverpool couldn’t resist the urge to unleash Kelleher into a land of goals and dreams quicker than a speeding mascot.
Brentford’s locker room can’t stop buzzing! Kelleher, who’s appeared more times in net than there are stars in the sky, is legendary! He plans to fill Mark Flekken’s boots, who’s rumored to be off to a German adventure! And just like a squirrel stocking up for winter, Klopp’s locker room will still be spilling over with trophies… and maybe a few emptier, quieter goal posts.
