Deal or No Deal: Salah’s Anfield Saga!…

Liverpool fans, brace yourselves! The soap opera that is Mohamed Salah’s contract saga continues with more twists than a mystery novel. The Reds are waving about a two-year contract like it’s a magic wand, hoping to keep their wing wizard from flying the coop. It seems their magic spell goes something like, “Stay, Mo, Stay!” accompanied by lots of vigorous nodding from the owners.

Rumor has it, there’s a tantalizing scent of Saudi riches wafting through the air, trying to lure Salah away. Paris Saint-Germain are also peeking over the fence, raising a curious eyebrow, as one does when they see a sumptuous dish at dinner. But just when it seemed curtains for Liverpool’s love affair with their star, David Ornstein leaps in like a caped hero with a positive twist, saying “Not so fast, folks!” Apparently, they’re meticulously scribbling away on some contract details, much like a student rushing to meet the essay deadline.

The Reds’ strategy to seal the deal is simple: dangle the promise of triumphs and records. Salah needs just a handful of goals to maul Erling Haaland’s Premier League record. Can Liverpool keep its Egyptian King enthroned at Anfield? Only time, and perhaps a collector’s set of autographed pens, will tell!