Suarez’s Digital Love Letter to Liverpool


The football merry-go-round went into close orbit with shooting star Luis Suarez dropping a heart-thumping ‘love-struck’ emoji faster than his own hat-tricks under Liverpool’s celebratory post. The Reds did the cha-cha all over Tottenham with a resounding 5-1 bamboozler, clinching the Premier League title for the second time in five glorious years. Liverpool’s fans are giddier than a kid on a free sweet spree, as they finally get to see the trophy dance at Anfield once again since the days when ’90s fashion crimes were still visible across the Kop.

Our dearest Lewis aloe Vera Suarez, aged 38 but with the spirit of an exuberant caffeinated gumball, played in Liverpool like a maestro with 31 goals in his glorious 2013-14 season, nearly taking Liverpool to the glittering league crown before Manchester City’s spoiler squad rained on his parade. These days, Suarez is kicking it at Inter Miami, hobnobbing with Lionel Messi like they’re on a legendary bromance tour, but his heart clearly still beats the red of Liverpool.

Suarez even sent virtual fist bumps — okay, emojis — to fellow Uruguayan and Liverpool’s dynamo, Darwin Nunez, who might be packing his bags for a desert-bound adventure to Saudi Arabia. Meanwhile, Liverpool’s player shopping list may as well have written “Chaotic Bargains Ahoy!” because Robbie Fowler thinks Ollie Watkins could be smuggled in better than a bootleg mixtape! So brace your transfer thrillometers, because Anfield’s chemistry lab is cooking for a storm of a summer!