Epic Rankings of the Midfield Wizards…
Grab your popcorn, football fans, because Liverpool’s very own midfield magician, Alexis Mac Allister, has donned his sorting hat and given us his Hogwarts rankings of fellow midfield wizards! In an interview with Sky Sports, Mac Allister ranked Real Madrid’s Jude Bellingham at the tippy-top, towering over the likes of Spain’s boy wonder, Pedri, and Germany’s snazzy footwork specialist, Jamal Musiala. While Musiala dribbles like he’s had too much candy, Bellingham stands firm like a midfield fortress, impressing Mac Allister with muscles so stealthy even Hercules would raise an eyebrow.
With the wisdom of an ancient football sage, Mac Allister also dropped nuggets about past and present pitch legends, placing Steven Gerrard on a pedestal higher than Big Ben itself, outshining Kevin De Bruyne and Frank Lampard. He must have had Mo Salah perform some footy magic too, calling him the pharaoh of the current Liverpool squad! And don’t even get him started on Moises Caicedo, who apparently gave Mac Allister such a tough time, you’d think he was a defense coach in disguise with a snack of Declan Rice and Rodri on the side.
As Liverpool edges closer to Premier League glory faster than a cheetah on a skateboard, Mac Allister is fast becoming a salsa-dancing star in the Anfield midfield galaxy. Once overlooked like a forgotten sandwich, he’s now shaping Liverpool’s game like a master sculptor. And with whispers of Real Madrid lurking like a football-hungry dragon, Mac Allister has sworn allegiance to the Anfield knights, ready to don his armor and lead the charge to victory with Arne Slot’s tactical pixie dust. Can he tango Liverpool past the Spurs and into history? Stay tuned for more footy theatrics!
