The Rise of Scott McTominay…
Hold onto your shin pads, folks! Liverpool’s own Andy Robertson has gone full detective mode, proclaiming that Manchester United committed the ultimate own goal by letting Scott McTominay leave for Naples’ blue shores. The Scottish midfield maestro took Serie A by storm, scoring more goals than a toddler’s team on a sugar rush and turning defenders into confused spaghetti. His bicycle kick against Cagliari? Rumor has it, it was so spectacular, it made a unicorn faint.
Napoli fans are head over boots for McTominay, treating him like the missing piece of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Not to mention, his Cagliari-shirt fetched more cash than a pirate’s bounty at a football auction! Meanwhile, Robertson is singing his praises all the way from Liverpool to Iceland, reminding everyone that United letting him go was a bit like using a banana for a goalpost—it just doesn’t make sense.
Back when McTominay donned the Red Devil’s cape, he delivered goals quicker than you can say “substitution.” But consistency was his kryptonite—never basking enough in the Old Trafford spotlight. Now, at Napoli, he’s pulling off performances worthy of a king! It’s a football fairy tale with a happily-ever-after ending, complete with plenty of goals, glory, and Neapolitan pizza. Bravo, McTominay! Bravo indeed!
