Neil Mellor Drops a Football Bombshell!…
In a twist more surprising than a goalkeeper scoring an overhead kick, Neil Mellor, the legend with a sense of humor sharper than a studded boot, claims Liverpool doesn’t need a shiny new striker this summer. Despite Liverpool’s forwards having a goal drought that could dry up the English Channel, Mellor says the Reds’ lack of urgency for a goal machine is as real as a unicorn’s horn. With Salah scoring more than a Monopoly deal gone right, Mellor insists Liverpool’s attack squad is capably loaded like an overstuffed chip butty.
Jota and Nunez have found the back of the net as frequently as a broken GPS, leaving their boss, Arne Slot, grumpier than a referee on a bad day. Slot even dared to put Luis Diaz in the central striker position, a move more daring than wearing white boots on a muddy pitch. Pundits are barking up the wrong goalpost, says Mellor, who thinks Salah’s dazzling footwork means Liverpool’s top goal getter is also their lucky charm. It’s like having a golden hen that doesn’t need feeding!
Mellor nostalgically recalls Liverpool’s past with world-class no.9s being like having a hippos’ tea party inside the penalty area! Yet nowadays, he believes the Red Streaks can bag trophies without one of those pricey goal-cannons, hinting that Arsenal might need to scramble through the transfer market. He cheerfully spoke while slicing the daylights out of golf balls at a charity event, reminding everyone that Liverpool is definitely not in any pickle, thank you very much!
