Owen Warns Toon About Isak Exodus…
Michael Owen, the man who could nutmeg a squirrel with style, is turning heads by telling Newcastle that Alexander ‘Goal Machine’ Isak is no ordinary bauble to be dangled. Nope! He’s a prized jewel, more precious than every bag of chips in Geordie Land. Liverpool, like a kid in a candy shop, is standing with its £200-million wallet wide open, hoping to snag Isak like a rare Pokémon, but Owen’s shout echoes: “Hands off!”
Newcastle, faster than a Magpie swooping down for a shiny object, clings to Isak like a footballer clinging to his golden boot. The Geordies reckon they’ve found themselves a unicorn in boots — 62 goals in 109 appearances — which is a record that could make a calculator weep. Isak’s been galloping around defenders and booting balls like they’re paper planes, helping Newcastle nab that elusive silver pot after a 70-year draught.
But Liverpool, the club that could have won a treble with a mop and bucket, won’t be deterred. If Isak’s bolted down, they’ll just sidle over to Hugo Ekitike’s door with a bouquet of cash. At the same time, Liverpool is caught in a frenzy of trading cards, selling off stars like Luis Diaz and Darwin Nunez faster than a morning’s beep test. Seems like both sides are playing transfer poker — with fortunes (and patience) on the line!
