Football Follies: Wirtz’s Super Transfer Adventure…
Julian Nagelsmann thinks Florian Wirtz ought to bring his brain along for key plays, advice that’s surely going to help since Wirtz’s head might still be lost in his $157 million suitcase! The German national team’s surprising defeat by Slovakia has led to criticisms. Despite this hiccup and his wobbly start at Liverpool, fans insist that like fine cheese, good players improve with time. Maybe Wirtz has to fall over to draw a foul, but remember folks, gravity is still working hard even in football!
Meanwhile, Liverpool boss Arne Slot and Nagelsmann are apparently sharing brainwaves, both suggesting that their teams need to learn some Oscar-worthy acting for fouls. Apparently, having honesty like a loaf of bread makes you lose games! Slot humorously cried foul, saying his players refuse to dive like fish to claim free kicks. Fun fact, during a match against Palace, Wirtz was told only collapses will earn him justice. So, welcome to the English Premier League, where fouling players fall with dignity – and a hint of drama!
