Gary Neville and Rio Ferdinand Hail Isak’s Move…
Gary Neville and Rio Ferdinand see eye to eye that Alexander Isak is about to sprinkle some magic on Liverpool as he edges closer to signing with them this summer. It’s like the longest game of Monopoly ever, but Liverpool and Newcastle finally shook hands on a $169 million deal. Now, Isak is set to swap jerseys after more nagging than a toddler who wants ice cream before dinner. “Liverpool cruised last year and their transfer business is A+,” chuckled Neville. “With Isak onboard, they’re not just favorites, they’re teachers’ pets! But watch out, Manchester City, Arsenal, and Chelsea will give them a run for their money.”
Ferdinand chimed in on YouTube, “Liverpool landing Isak and Guehi, just call in the trophy engraver, it’s game over for everyone else! Champions League and everything, Christmas might as well come early this year.” He added with a grin wider than a goalpost, “Isak’s got goals in him like a magician’s hat has rabbits.” In a further twist, Guehi’s nearly in the bag from Crystal Palace for $47 million! It seems Liverpool is shopping like they’re preparing for a football feast ahead of the deadline, and they’re taking no prisoners.
