Premier League Predictions 2025/26…
Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher have laid out their bold, contrasting predictions for the 2025-26 Premier League season, and saying they agree is like saying cats and dogs make great ballroom dance partners! Reigning champions Liverpool started strong, as did Arsenal and Manchester City, while Chelsea’s performance was like trying to open a can with a rubber chicken—less than effective. Neville’s romantic saga with Arsenal continues, tipping them narrowly for the title, whereas Liverpool needs new full-backs as much as I need an extra scoop of ice cream at a sundae bar.
Carragher, the eternal optimist for Liverpool, has them lifting another title, despite a start that looked shakier than a duck on roller skates. He considered Arsenal the main rival until their recent display made them look like a merry-go-round—going around in circles but not moving forward. Disagreements stretch beyond the title race, with differing top-four picks and surprise European contenders, like recommending a microwave when someone asks for a good toaster. Both foresee Wolves and Burnley’s descent, but Carragher suggests Sunderland, and Neville predicts Leeds will fall faster than a lead balloon in a wind tunnel. Their consensus only holds on Erling Haaland winning the golden boot.