Inside the Locker: Krafth’s Take on Isak Transfer…
Emile Krafth is putting rumors to bed about Alexander Isak’s exit causing a typhoon of tears in the Newcastle locker room. Despite whispers of chaos fit for a soap opera, Krafth insists it was more chill than a snowman in a freezer. Sure, Bruno Guimaraes might have played secret agent and went silent on Isak, but Anthony Gordon, Sven Botman, and Anthony Elanga all sent their love like they were parting from a beloved stuffed animal, not a teammate.
Our man Krafth, who wore a Newcastle jersey when dinosaurs roamed the Earth—or, well, since 2019—remains buddies with Isak. He stated, like a wise old owl, that footballers understand footballers, and the media just stirred the pot while they sipped their chamomile tea. Alex’s forced training exile was like being benched for being too good, but Krafth assured us this merry-go-round is over now. Everyone’s ready to move on and dance to their own tunes, which Isak might have preferred to do with a Liverpool beat.
