The Battle of the Left Backs Looms…
Andy Robertson, Liverpool’s winged wizard, says he’s not losing sleep over the looming shadow of new kid Milos Kerkez! Like a mighty lion with plenty of roar left, Robo-Robbo insists his legs are fresher than daisies in spring and he’s ready for an encore on the Anfield stage. It seems the Reds are courting Kerkez while Robertson winks at his reflection in confidence!
Unbeknownst to many, Robertson’s ritual of sidestepping doubts involves dazzling mirror talks and gobbling opponents like soccer goblins! While the ink on Kerkez’s potential deal is drier than a desert, Robertson is sticking to his turf, ready to raise the Merseyside walls higher with a confident smile. His form may have dipped faster than a rollercoaster at the start of the season, but our Scotsman assures he’s not done writing his Liverpool legacy just yet!
The mighty left-back, heading ever closer to his 350th Liverpool appearance, is already plotting his next magical performances. As he preps to scorch Icelandic fields next Friday, Robertson dreams of trophies, pre-seasons, and maybe a beachside nap before Kerkez dashes in. With a year left on his contract and more dreams than a bedtime story, he’s still got a lot of gears in the tank!
