The Saga of Santos’ Sorcerer…

In a universe not so far away, Liverpool, the football universe’s red-coated Robin Hoods, have been eyeing Rodrygo, the almighty dribbler of Real Madrid, like a cat watching a particularly tasty mouse. Set with golden coins from the sale of Florian Wirtz and the gallant charge of Jeremie Frimpong, Liverpool dreams of conquering the castle of the Premier League once more. But the quest is perilous, filled with foes who whisper of Hugo Ekitike and Alexander Isak to guard the goal-scoring grail.

Ah, the Swedish giant Isak! A titanic battle of wits with Newcastle has emerged, as Liverpool waves $161 million like candy before a stubborn child. Meanwhile, the Colombian Speedster, Luis Diaz, finds himself the jewel that Bayern Munich covets for their grand collection. And amidst this swirling storm of transfer tales, whispers echo of Rodrygo, whose samba skills have seduced many hearts across Europe.

Yet, rewind the cinematic reel to 2017, a year of great expectation when Jurgen Klopp, Liverpool’s charismatic chief, launched a charm offensive on young Rodrygo. But the wise Brazilian warrior was not swayed by glittering promises or foreign lands. “I rejected them,” he proclaimed, choosing Santos’ sandy shores over scouser song. A decision worthy of a philosopher-king! Still, the winds of Anfield may blow again, seeking the wisdom and wizardry of Rodrygo, the one who almost was a Red.