Rooney Comments on Alexander Isak’s Departure…
Wayne Rooney, channelling his inner football detective, seems to have cracked the case on Alexander Isak. According to Rooney, the situation is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, as Isak and Newcastle are in a debate worthy of a Shakespearean drama. Isak is hoping for a move to Liverpool, but Newcastle insists that the only way he’s leaving is if someone tricks them into a $200 million bungee jump without a rope. Meanwhile, Isak’s social media game feels like he’s trying to outdo an angsty teenager’s diary entry.
Rooney also couldn’t resist comparing some players’ decisions to the level of wisdom one might expect from a penguin at a surfboard sale. His advice for players like Isak? Don’t just walk out on your teammates while they’re trying to kick a ball around for a living! Meanwhile, transfer rumors are swirling like a smoothie in a blender, with Yoane Wissa also deep in the social media matrix. Rooney notes that players seem influenced by anyone holding a contract and a sandwich, sometimes even their own family members wielding misguided advice!
