Liverpool Midfielder Sings “Can’t Touch This” to Injury…
Liverpool’s midfield maestro, Ryan Gravenberch, has left the Dutch squad high and dry, probably just to enjoy some cozy English weather. He pulled out for ‘precautionary reasons’—that’s football talk for “I didn’t want to risk pulling a muscle while dancing.”
With Gravenberch starting every Premier League match like a pro parallel Parker, it was a plot twist to see him step aside from the Dutch camp. According to the ever-so-mysterious statement, he’s nursing an injury, but we’ll pretend it’s the kind you get from excessive Netflix binging because he’s not expected to miss any more games. Liverpool fans, put down those worry beads; he should be back to tackle Everton with top-notch legwork on April 2.
In other news, Liverpool’s injury report reads more like a soap opera script lately. Alisson’s taking a nap after a Brazilian bash, and Trent Alexander-Arnold is time-traveling with his healing ankle. But fear not! Konate’s half-time exits were just a tactical small-talk session. So, while Gravenberch takes his power nap, Liverpool’s bench looks like a crowded couch—but hey, Cody Gakpo is back with his 90-minute marathons!
