Neville’s Prediction Hits Row Z…

In a plot twist worthy of an Egyptian soap opera, Mohamed Salah, the lightning-footed Pharaoh of Anfield, has inked a deal to stay with Liverpool until 2027! The news arrives like a football boot to the face of Gary Neville’s 2019 prophecy, which predicted Salah would have hit the road faster than a winger on a counterattack. Contrary to Neville’s vision, Salah’s decided Liverpool is his forever home – at least until 2027!

Rewind to Sky Sports’ Big Season debate 2019: Neville, confident as a goalkeeper juggling beach balls, wagered that Manchester United would snatch the Premier League title while Salah would be sprinting off to a new club. But as luck would have it, Neville’s predictions landed like wayward penalties in the back garden, while Liverpool’s gaffer Jurgen Klopp led the Reds to sweet victory.

As Salah twirls his pen on the new contract, he’s just shy of busting past Andy Cole’s record and is determined to craft more tales of glory at the Kop. While Neville may not possess the psychic clairvoyance to foresee this Egyptian king’s journey, Salah’s staying put, ready to turn those pitchside dreams into reality. Expect more goals, more trophies, and even more powdered wigs for Neville!