Salah Shines, Nunez Naps, and Tuchel Triumphs…

Mohamed Salah, the Egyptian King, ended his international goal drought in style, reminding everyone why he’s Liverpool’s go-to goal maestro. After a peculiar dry spell with the Reds, he marked his territory with a stunning goal in Egypt’s 2-0 win over Ethiopia—proving that sometimes even royalty needs a vacation from scoring! His electrifying performance wasn’t just good for Egypt; it gave Liverpool fans something to cheer about too, as he danced past defenders like they were traffic cones.

Meanwhile, on the sunny side of Montevideo, things got a little bit dramatic between club teammates. Argentina edged Uruguay 1-0, which wasn’t exactly encouraging for Liverpool’s Darwin Nunez. It seems he forgot his shooting boots at home, failing to get even a sniff at goal. Instead, he unexpectedly took on the role of peacemaker, trying to cool off a heated Alexis Mac Allister, making us wonder if he’s aiming for the Nobel Peace Prize instead of the Golden Boot.

Back in Europe, Thomas Tuchel’s England debut was as smooth as Harry Kane scoring penalties! Curtis Jones, moonlighting as a midfield maestro next to Declan Rice, helped England secure a juicy win. All in all, a week filled with twists, turns, and unexpected stars of the show (we’re looking at you, Nunez!).