Salah Wins FWA Award, Media Trapped in Gobsmacked Silence!…
Mohamed Salah waltzed away with the prestigious FWA Player of the Year Award like a footballing Pharaoh, leaving the media more flabbergasted than a cat stuck in a goal net! With a colossal 90% of votes, Salah turned scribes into wide-eyed spectators, as unanimous as pigeons on a breadcrumb raid. Even the AXA Training Centre’s dust bunnies paused their dance to catch the sizzling news flash from Salah’s phone-friendly grin.
Typically, journalists play the field like tip-tapping midfielders, dribbling paragraphs of award predicaments weeks ahead of time. But this year? Crickets! The gnarly narrative vanished faster than a ref’s vision on a dodgy offside call. Our reporters had their quills silent, unlike last season’s Phil Foden versus Ollie Watkins duel, where the ink counted goals like confetti. This year, Salah’s scintillating stats spoke louder than a vuvuzela concert in a library.
From turning full backs into dizzy lemons to scoring goals with the precision of a snake charmer’s flute, Salah’s 46 goal involvements painted the pitch red. He’s chasing records with the flair of a peacock on a pogo stick and stands on the brink of making history. If Premier League greatness were a buffet, Salah’s already had second helpings—twice! As Liverpool fans pirouette in pyramids of pride, it’s Salah-time and the Sultan of Scoring might just name it his own. FWA? More like Full-blown Worship of Awesomeness!
