Neville Stunned as Salah Appears Invisible!…
In a Carabao Cup final that felt more like a magic show, Liverpool’s star, Mohamed Salah, managed to perform the ultimate disappearing act at Wembley Stadium. Soccer scribe Gary Neville was left gobsmacked as Salah, known for his electric presence, had fewer touches than a socially-distanced high-five — just 23 all game. Even with Newcastle’s makeshift defense, Salah seemingly decided to take a scenic tour of the pitch, barely acting in the show!
Experiencing a case of “Where’s Salah?” fellow Liverpool forwards Luis Diaz and Diogo Jota decided to join the mystery case, leaving poor Cody Gakpo to dust off his skills from the bench. Neville quipped, “Salah is so quiet I could hear him tiptoe.” With defenders playing tag-you’re-it, Salah must’ve missed the memo and happily stayed out of the chaos.
Liverpool coach Arne Slot was puzzled post-game, mulling over whether his squad was mentally meandering or physically flat. With Newcastle turning the match into a barely-legal wrestling match, Liverpool couldn’t lay a finger on their magical attacker. Let’s hope our dear Mo returns from the Bermuda Triangle of football pitches soon!
