Son’s Anfield Absence Creates Commotion…
In a plot twist that Shakespeare would applaud, Tottenham Hotspur’s resident goal machine Heung-min Son won’t be blazing the Anfield trails this Sunday! Despite being on a calamitous bender worthy of a soap opera, Spurs dare to knock Liverpool off their regal perch! With four losses in their last five games, they’ve arrived at Anfield in a form slump so shocking, even their kits are considering divorce papers!
Postecoglou, the Aussie boss with the strategic mind of a chess-playing kangaroo, shared the news on Friday: “Sonny boy still needs a bit of R&R… and perhaps a spa day with cucumbers on his eyes,” he quipped, probably. Meanwhile, the rest of the squad remains as fit as a fiddle, with fiddles being traditionally known for their scintillating Premier League skills! Nurses, herbs, and long naps are doing wonders for Son’s precious kicking foot, and fans worldwide can sleep easy knowing he’s on the mend.
Despite sitting in a not-so-majestic 16th place, Spurs aren’t ready to hang up their boots! If trophy-starved Disney movies have taught us anything, it’s never give up! They aim to reroute their Euro-tale, grabbing Europa League glory in a dramatic finale that guarantees all the popcorn sales! So, clutch your scarves, place your bets, and prepare for some footy fireworks at Anfield!
