Liverpool, Arsenal, Tottenham Eye Fofana…

Liverpool has put on its best armor to fend off Arsenal and the Tottenham Hotspur cavalry for the signature of Lyon’s talented winger, Malick Fofana. Like a soap opera plot twist, Liverpool, after eyeing Fofana as a replacement for Luis Diaz, decided not to block youngster Rio Ngumoha’s first team ambitions. Fofana, who carries the hefty price tag of $58 million, is like a designer handbag that everyone’s trying to grab at a Black Friday sale—sparking interest from big clubs like Chelsea, Inter Milan, and Bayern Munich. Spurs, in an Oscar-worthy move, are plotting a January swoop, hoping to beat a horde of other suitors.

Fofana did confess, in TV drama fashion, that Liverpool and Chelsea were as into him as fans are into reality TV. Although no concrete offers manifested, he is keenly interested in Champions League football, something that Tottenham is more than happy to dangle like a carrot in front of a hungry rabbit. On another stage, Liverpool is juggling attention towards bolstering their defense with Crystal Palace’s Marc Guehi, a saga equally rivaling a blockbuster film with interest from Bayern Munich and Real Madrid threatening to steal the show. Meanwhile, teenage prodigy Ngumoha is covering himself in glory, scoring a winner against Newcastle and debuting for England U19s, showcasing bigger potential twists than a season finale cliffhanger.