Real Madrid Plans to Woo Alexander-Arnold…

The Liverpool ship appears to have hit choppy waters as fans are left scratching their heads, trying to piece together the mystery of Trent Alexander-Arnold’s impending departure. With his contract nearing the expiration date faster than a kid’s night at the movies, Real Madrid’s thirst for the English star has never been more apparent. While Liverpool rejected a January bid, Trent is free to chat with those tapas-loving folks at Real!

Former Liverpool wizard Danny Murphy is wagging his finger at Fenway Sports Group, the club’s owners, placing the blame squarely on their shoulders with more precision than a FIFA goalkeeper on easy mode. Since Trent’s last contract scratch in 2021, two whole years have drifted by without the reassuring hum of an extension printer. It’s like leaving milk out of the fridge and being surprised it’s gone sour!

With the defender’s imminent departure written in the stars – or in this case, on the Santiago Bernabéu’s shopping list – both Salah and Van Dijk may soon play “contract expiry roulette” too. Meanwhile, poor Trent nurses an injury bag of frozen peas, missing the upcoming Merseyside showdown. Liverpool fans are left pondering if it’s time to update their jerseys or just start collecting stickers of the Real Madrid squad instead!