Kyle Walker’s Podcast Frolic…

Picture this: Kyle Walker donning his wizard hat, with a crystal ball under his arm, has conjured up the eerie image of Trent Alexander-Arnold tossing and turning in bed, a haunted house resident deciding his Liverpool fate! Our maestro of the right-back universe winked at the situation, urging the Reds’ fans to pop the confetti for Trent’s adventure to Real Madrid, predicting glorious siestas amidst trophy glitter.

Walker, who’s hopped on a loan magic carpet to AC Milan-land, casts a spell of wisdom in footballese: “When Real Madrid crash through your front door, you just can’t slam it in their faces!” Trent, it seems, is London-bound for sunlit pastures, having already collected more silverware than a royal armory. Joyous Trafford chants of “let him be Spanish” echo through, chuckling at what happens if Trent suddenly preferred tapas to scouse stew!

The podcast arena was buzzing as Walker explored Trent’s internal symphony of Anfield affection. Our hero hinted at Real Madrid’s super spell – a legendary footy siren call. With good mate Jude Bellingham waiting to host perky English banter over tapas, one can almost hear Liverpool’s Scouser sprinting through Spanish streets shouting “Olé!” Let the transfer tango commence – come what may at the heart-strings of the English and Spanish galaxies combined!