Florian Wirtz Adjusts to Premier League…

Florian Wirtz made the German crowd gasp louder than a toddler with a foghorn when he scored a stunning free-kick against Northern Ireland. Despite Germany’s discordant performance, Wirtz’s moment of magic was a diamond in the rough. After dazzling for his country, Wirtz chatted about his Premier League experience, where he’s yet to join the scoring party. He’s been playing against teams like Bournemouth, Newcastle, and Arsenal, who apparently think defense is a hobby worth adopting.

The German maestro has struggled to open his account at Anfield but insists the goal tally will come, “hopefully, in the next game.” It seems Liverpool has thrown him into the deep end of a pool of piranhas wearing football boots, but Wirtz is confident he’ll soon show his quality. Liverpool’s upcoming matches should offer a bit more breathing space—unless Turf Moor has suddenly developed a gravitational pull stronger than Jupiter. Fans eagerly anticipate seeing Wirtz recreate his Bayer Leverkusen form at Liverpool.