Ryan Reynolds Pulls a Goalkeeper Rabbit Out of the Hat…
In a plot twist worthy of the wackiest football farce, Ryan “Hollywood” Reynolds is getting ready to roll out a red carpet worthy of David Beckham for Danny Ward! The 32-year-old former Liver-bird has flapped his wings back towards his beloved Welsh dragons, hoping to breathe fire into Wrexham once again. After cooking up only three magical spells in Liverpool’s lineup, Ward got benched faster than a soggy meat pie at a football match. But now he’s packed his bags of tricks after being a royal Foxes’ keeper with Leicester, aiming for a theatrical encore at the club where he first kicked a ball!
As we speak, somewhere between the local pub and a sheep farm, Ward’s medical is getting scheduled. With arthritic second-choice Arthur Okonkwo holding the fort, Wrexham is ramping up for some wind in the Championship sails with eyes firmly set on second-tier glamour. And if history repeats itself, Phil Parkinson’s band of merry players will be scaling the football ladder like an overly ambitious squirrel in a nut tree. But the triple-time promos aren’t enough for the ever-hungry Eleven-eyed dragon of Wrexham.
The plot thickens with Wrexham’s canny eyes on another Liver-pet; the knightly left-back Owen Beck might just get roped into the non-stop Wrexham circus after a stellar turn at Blackburn. Meanwhile, at Klopp’s Camp of Curious Designs, $250M divvied up faster than halftime pies brings in scarcely known but equally exciting talents like Florian Wirtz and Milos Kerkez. And oh boy, poor Jarell Quansah is heading through the airport turnstiles to Germany, suitcases stuffed with dreams, ready to show the world how England’s U21 champs do it! Keep your popcorn ready, because it’s one heck of an off-season ride!
